Basque Cheesecake

When a girl just finishes a high intensity workout and directly sits on your face.

You know that guy Aleem? Heard he got a basque cheesecake the other day

by Sidney Shaww July 2, 2021

Brandon Basque

A Brandon Basque is someone that is beyond "greek god status"; someone that makes other men look like women. In addition, a Brandon Basque's biceps commonly have they're own gravitational pole; one that only seems to affect women.

Girl 1: "Why is my heart beating so fast all of a sudden?"
Girl 2 "Oh look it's Brandon Basque, he's driving past us"

by Like eh deh somebody January 27, 2021

Speak basque

Being able to deep throat.

Joseph is able to speak basque very well, he sucks my dick like a master.

by untalalvaro May 23, 2014

banquette

This is what some people in New Orleans call a sidewalk.

We can walk to the store on the banquette.

by eViL pOp TaRt May 10, 2010

Blasquezian

A state of extreme physical fitness brought on by months of training under Mike Blasquez.

Can also be referred to as "Having your Physical Affairs in Order"

Conversation between Rich Eisen and Maurice Jones Drew:

Eisen: Mike Blasquez
Jones-Drew: Yes, amazing
Eisen: He's currently strength coach at Cal, you met him at De La Salle
Jones-Drew: Yes, Cal is going to be a good football team because of him. He is going to get them in Blasquezian shape

by calbear289 October 19, 2011

Hotel Banquet

A shitty pre-made meal served to hundreds of hapless guests by dozens of hapless servers. Usually features chicken cordon bleu.

Not a meal you wanted.

Guest 1: Hey what's for dinner after the wedding?

Guest 2: It's a hotel banquet!

Guest 1: shitty chicken cordon bleu?

Guest 2: Yep!

by We know it really is broken October 4, 2013

Beef Bisque

Luke warm non-fat milk broth with hearty chunks of imitation crab and Ground beef which has been marinaded in low sodium soy sauce and minced garlic, garnished with caramelized onions and australian licorice.

The beef bisque is our top featured seasonal heritage farm to fork menu creation.

by Ranchgirls December 15, 2020