Bauman

A strong name that refers to one who has intelligence. In German, this referred to a person who gave good advice. Later, it became a nickname for those who were very funny.

That Bauman says the best jokes!

by markkelvin February 15, 2012

BARMACY

That magical place in every town usually found on a corner

that provides the medicinal use of alcoholic elixers and tonics (usually mixed with Tanguray or Bombay). A great place to take a vodkation or have a tequila slammer. If you need a cure for life stop at the Barmacy.

I needed a vodkation so I stopped at the barmacy and magically my stress was cured. Did you see that HAWT chick Dollie at the Barmacy last night, she was completely carefree and drinking a fruity vodka.

by Dollie Pop July 31, 2011

Bauman Bender

The act of causing collaterral damage during an extended period of heavy drinking. The collateral damange typically involves family members and MUST last longer than the hangover incurred from the bender itself.

Although my hangover has subsided from my Bauman Bender, I must now explain to my wife why I have a tattoo of an ex girlfriend on my arm.

by witnessed it October 26, 2011

barfmalahoo

Gross or disgusting

Did you see that kid pick his nose and eat it. That was totally Barfmalahoo!

by Umamom July 25, 2017

Barmacking

Barmacking is when a person simps hard for a girl and spends around 3k or more on her. Barmacking can also be used when one guy is known for simping multiple women at once and buying them things.

Bro, are you Barmacking right now?

by Descending Dusk. Wei July 9, 2021

Brodie Baumann

the sexiest man alive. literally the hottest person ever. also the coolest person to ever live. Brodie Baumann gets so much fucking pussy all the time. Brodie has a 10 inch penis as well. he also deserves all the bitches. (note: this definition was not written by brodie baumann)

Brodie Baumann is a hot sexy motherfucker who gets all the bitches and is so cool

by ASS MAN1852 May 28, 2021

Bartman

An Innocent act that seems to result in an unfortunate turn of events.

A joke that seems messes up a bowlers perfect game could be a Bartman. A Penalty that seems to be the turning point in the Stanley Cup finals could be a Bartman.

by paul March 10, 2004