Baruch

Baruch, the most hypnotizing handsome man there is. He is attractive, not only in a physical way but in a way that he attracts you to him. He is smart but doesn’t work hard enough to prove it. He is charismatic, charming, funny, and outgoing. When he looks at you he doesn’t only look, but actually sees way beyond your soul. He has the most nice smile and his jokes make everyone laugh. His presence is enough to make everyone uncomfortable, but not in a bad way, in a way that he makes you want more of him and makes you want to be with him. He will always hide his problems with a smile and avoid talking about anything so be understanding and caring.

He really is an amazing person with an amazing personality and soul.
Wow you’re going out with Baruch. You’re really lucky.
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Baruching

Screwing with someone relentlessly. Finding the line and then crossing it, keeping the joke going wayyyyyyy to long.
"bro are you just baruching me?" "Awww shit, I've been baruched" "look at that chump getting baruched over there"
by RobMaloney213 June 5, 2018
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Maya Baruch

Maya is an entrancing name, but Maya Baruch is the best person you will ever meet. If you ever find yourself crossing paths with Maya Baruch, my my how lucky are you. The all knowing, hilarious, and fearless Maya deserves a noble prize for simply existing. At this point we should just give all our money to her. Why do we even have other religions? We should all just worship our god, Maya Baruch. <3
LETS GIVE EVERYTHING WE HAVE TO MAYA BARUCH!
by ᕕ( シ )ᕗ June 21, 2021
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