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Salt My Dish, Bartender

Slang term coined by Ian Carter, meaning "Hey cunt, bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor, wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, cunt"
"Salt my dish, bartender"
"What?"
"Look on Urban Dictionary"
by shutupdumbass7 November 4, 2020
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Barton's Gold Rum

The cheapest silky smooth 80 proof rum around.
Barton's Gold Rum makes Captain Morgan look like a fucking pussy.
by Bryan6969 May 18, 2011
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Basten Brained

Someone who is the result of 16 generations of inbreeding therefor lacks any form of intelligence, self awareness and Behaves in hot-headed and impulsive way.
Usually also sociopathic.
That guy just hit his teacher because he didnt pass his test, He's Basten Brained
by xMonkeyMonk August 31, 2021
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Soul barence

A measure of personal information used when extracting intimate details from another party.
Liz: ‘Everyone is telling me that I have to ask you about what happened at the alpaca farm over the weekend...’’

Suzy: ‘That’s an expensive conversation Liz, you might find the amount of soul barence required is too high of a price to pay.’
by theMothershed November 28, 2018
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Jasmine bartek

Jasmine bartek the 19 year old tiktok influencer with nearly 100 thousand supporters, her full name is jasmine Anne bartek. She lives in Canada and talks alot about how mental health is important, she not only does that but has her own fandom called the " bayjays " which they support jasmine with everything she does
by Ryder soulhime May 24, 2021
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resting bartender face

Where a bartender has dealt with so many drunken cock wombles that their face is permanently scowling
That barman has a serious resting bartender face. God knows who pissed him off
by Derangedflamingo June 2, 2017
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Baritenor

An adult male singer who's lucky enough to have the deep, dark, robust timbre- (vocal sound-quality, to the non-singer), of a Baritone- (the middle adult blokes' vocal-range), combined with the range of a second or low Tenor- (the second highest, natural adult blokes' vocal-range), while also, still retaining their own, natural Baritone vocal-range, and who, as a result of possessing this very rare vocal-range, is able to sing in both the Tenor AND the Baritone tessituras, or ranges, to the non-singer- (more often than not, equally as well, equally as easily, and with no significant problems, while singing in either range!)
Well-known Baritenors included Freddie Mercury and Elvis Presley. Both of these two artists could sing equally as well in the Tenor AND Baritone ranges.
by Joe_Schmuck February 1, 2017
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