Shit Barometer

Instrument used to measure the shit pressure in the atmosphere. Used to anticipate a shit storm and potential influx of shit hawks; whom may either spread their shit or swoop down and take humans away to the shit nest.

"Do you know what a shit barometer is bubs?" "It measures the shit pressure in the atmosphere" "Your ears will implode from the shit pressure"

by Stall101 October 29, 2009

Bagoom

An onomatopoeia used in the video game "Sonic Blast Man II." The word is used similarly as "Boom", "Pow", or "Bam." The word was made somewhat well known by a YouTuber called "ProJared" who reviewed the game, and made fun of the word.

BAGOOM! Game over for you!

by Hyde233 July 30, 2015

Broome out

A reference to a person/friend who routinely bails out on hanging out with you, after promising he/she will.

Me: Hey youl do you want to go out drinking Friday?
MicYou: Yea sure just call me.
Friday...
Me: *callling you*......No answer

Later on: *knock on door*....no answer

Next day
Me: Hey where were you?
You: Yea I heard you knocking I just didn't want to answer
Me: Way to Broome out.

by MoeJones September 25, 2009

Poon Broom

Any mustache that will get you poon

zach's poon broom attracts all the ladies

by keder lamtan August 22, 2008

broom-monkey

An offensive term for a janitor.

Even if it's not my job, I still take on the responsibilities of the broom-monkey because my company doesn't have a janitor.

by Sexydimma January 30, 2015

Barom

Intelligent, mysterious, a bit secretive (for good reasons) and extremely humble, talented and loyal. An amazing friend who is an amazing listener, extremely nice, loving, giving and selfless- so much that he oftentimes forgets to focus on & take care of himself. Also a hottie with a smile that'll melt your icy heart but that's just the icing on an already fucking scrumptious cake. To have a Barom in your life is truly a blessing you should never take for granted.

Barom is so damn amazing! How are we even friends?

by Mystique_ June 4, 2019

broom closet

a term used by the Pagan community for those who haven't yet revealed their religion to others. also applies to those who consider themselves witches (no, not like in fiction or tv. using meditation and energy work to change yourself or a situation pertaining to you) Comparable to a non-straight person still in the closet. By telling others, you can come out of the broom closet.

I'm seriously looking at Wicca, but to my parents I'm still in the broom closet.

by rhynne January 3, 2009