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Barnet me up

A phrase used in encouragement of delivering a cross when playing Fifa.

Originates in a flat in Tamworth where regular 'groggers' meet to partake in 'sessions' (sesh) of Fifa 2009 (formerly 2008).

To deliver to the barnet is generally encouraged from both open play and corners, whilst certain individuals have been heard to say the phrase at an attacking throw in.
"Barnet me up monty"
by Montgomerie May 18, 2009
mugGet the Barnet me upmug.

Chocolate Barnet

When you rub your hair into a soiled arse
New haircut mate? Nah it's just a chocolate barnet today
by barnet wales May 2, 2024
mugGet the Chocolate Barnetmug.

CHIPPING BARNET

by YEAH BAYBEE February 23, 2019
mugGet the CHIPPING BARNETmug.

Barnet Steamer

When you jizz into a shot glass, microwave it, and pour it on a womans chest or back typically causing a burn.
Girl 1: My boyfriend was drunk last night and convinced me to let him do a barnet steamer

Girl 2: what the fuck
by RunningWithAnErection October 28, 2025
mugGet the Barnet Steamermug.

snizz barnet

Snizz Barnet Barnet means you've got so much flipping vagina hair you're just a flipping donk and why the fecking hell are you even reading this you flipping snizz Barnet Barnet
Oi wagwarn pussyhole that bitch has a lot of snizz Barnet
by whipwhipboi on a ship January 23, 2017
mugGet the snizz barnetmug.

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