Barnard Bulldozer

A mythical, heavyweight piece of human anatomy possessed by that one friend who is statistically more gifted than the rest of the group combined.

Bro had to change into sweatpants because the Barnard Bulldozer was literally tearing through his jeans.

Barnard Bulldozer by The King in Question July 2, 2026

Ollie Barnard 

A word used to describe someone who is really cool. Usually calling somebody this means they consist of legendary material.

OMG, that guy is SO Ollie Barnard! I wish I was him, he's SO cool!!!

Ollie Barnard by Randomer9999999 March 30, 2009

Tom Barnard 

1.) An overhyped douche who hosts a Morning Show on a Minneapolis classic rock station. Has neo-con POVs yet is an Atheist, causing him to have a lot of self issues. For some reason Twin Citians like to listen to his Liberal bashing bile even though Minnesota has been wisely a blue state for the past 30+ years. In 2000, the funny voice guy, Tony Lee, left the show, thus causing Barnyard's show to be even less funny, with "comedy" bits that geared more towards Fascist propaganda.

2.) To be really rich and wish that all poor people be deported so you don't have to give to charity.

3.) To be a pig (physically or metaphoricaly) and still be popullar.

1.) Tom Beranard said on the radio today that we should vote for Huckabee, than declared that god doesn't exist. After that he went on a rant about how poor people should be kicked out of clinics if they don't have insurance so he wouldn't have to wait so long for his appointment, because he more important.

2.) George Steinbreiner pulled a Tom Barnard at church when the collection plate came to him, and he dumped all the money down his shirt.

3.) Quit being such a Tom Barnard and learn that people with other skin colors, and sexual preferences are human too. And for Pete's sake start working out, you look like a Tom Barnard.

Tom Barnard by Patriotic Leftie January 28, 2008

To go to Barnard Castle 

To go on a pointless drive.

Specifically against all recommended advice and especially when feeling unwell.

"Despite there being a global pandemic, and all medical advice and governmental regulation (which I helped to write) saying to the contrary, I had to go to Barnard Castle.

This trip needlessly put in danger anybody I may inadvertently have come across due to my families recent exposure to Covid-19. I needlessly took this drive because I recklessly drove the 270miles from London to Durham and had to check whether I was safe to take the pointless 270 mile journey home again."

To go to Barnard Castle by DomCummings May 26, 2020

Tom Barnard 

One of the most popular local radio personalities in the country, so much that he is the main reason that Howard Stern pulled his radio show from the Twin Cities market. He is noted for being the leader of the KQ Morning Show and his voice-over acting, most recently for Home Depot. He isn't afraid to call a fool a fool, even if that person is a minority. People that don't listen to his morning show are known for listening to the overrated (KDWB), overly-cheery (KS95), poser badass/burnout (93X) garbage that every other TC station puts out on weekday mornings. People that complain about his show are hyper-sensitive bleeding hearts that can go listen to the pretentious, stuck-up garbage on MPR anytime.

Tom Barnard's KQ morning show is the best ever, even though the station's music isn't always my favorite.

Tom Barnard by jarshrawb May 30, 2009

Lachlan Barnard 

Lachlan Barnard is a 0 iq beta male who won't even smoke a pack in front of the mrs

fuck you Lachlan Barnard

Lachlan Barnard by Roxaaaaannneee November 26, 2019

Azriel Barnard 

The funniest person you'd meet. LMAOOOOO JKJK and ugly lookin cutie. they prolly smell like spoiled milk and eat boogers

"Yo Azriel Barnard came over to my house"
"Ew they stink"

Azriel Barnard by DizzyMilkMan October 11, 2022