barking spider

Fart ... also known as "barking wall spider"
Dude, what was that noise?
Dunno ... could have been a barking wall spider
by big lund July 17, 2003
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barking spider

A higher pitched fart, typically resulting when the fart is either forced, or interestingly, when the fart is attempted to be squelched. Should never be confused with a barking tree frog, the tone of which is clear and resounding.
Mary squeaked out a barking spider in church last Sunday, right in the middle of the sermon.
by W. Lunker March 06, 2008
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barking spider

a fart out in the woods and blaming it on a spider
man those are some big barking spiders
by jeremy shepherd April 02, 2006
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barking spider

See chocolate starfish: Term used to describe the shit eye, brown eye, bunghole, ass hole, etc. Resembles a spider when the tissue is crinkled as seen on a woman and barks when she farts.
Her pussy tasted like shit, so he stuffed his tongue in her barking spider.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
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barking spider

Farting on a girls face while she's licking your ass. The ass hairs tickling her nose will feel like a spider crawling on her face.
"I gave your girlfriend a barking spider last night"
by bammer March 04, 2008
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Arkansas Barking Spider

joe: passes gas
pete: what the hell was that?
joe: must have been an Arkansas Barking Spider
by handymanCT December 17, 2009
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Tennessee Barking Spider

Term used to cover up the excretement of ones own flatuence.
Billy: (fart noise)
Teacher: Billy did u just fart?
Billy: No it was a Tennessee Barking Spider.
by rebel runner March 03, 2010
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