sugar britches

British term of endearment to one's girlfriend, wife, mistress...,
"come here and give me a kiss there, sugar britches"

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

doodoo britches

Taking a righteous shit in your pants and leaving it there all day to keep warm in the winter or on cold summer nights. Also, this aroma will drive the women wild!

Example 1: "Man, last night I laid down the rawest doodoo britches and I couldn't keep those fine huns off my junk!"

Example 2: "Yo Peter, I took a fat doodoo britches on the slopes yesterday and them snow bunnies were all up on my crotch."

by Mr. DooDoo Britches August 14, 2008

Cat's fur for kitten's britches.

My Grandmother used this phrase whenever she didn't want us to know what something was.

Example: What am I getting for Christmas? Her answer was "Cat's fur for kitten's britches." meaning none of your business. Grandmom was born in 1905 so it goes back at least that far.

by Joe, Jr. December 24, 2009

Birthday britches

a lot like the birthday suit, birthday britches are when you wear a shirt on your upper body while leaving your lower body completely bare.

I think Mr. Smith is getting senile because the other day he got his mail in his birthday britches.

by Vollmer87 January 27, 2009

Phil Britches

Pants full of shit;

To fill one's pants with shit;

To think you are having a heart attack but instead you shit yourself;

To imagine you are on a toilet taking a massive dump only to find out you are really at a company party and shitting your pants;

To stew in ones own shitty britches.

We were at a company party and a co-workers wife asked if she could have a roll of paper towels...turns out her husband had "philled britches".

If I don't get to a toilet soon I just might "Phil Britches".

by signsareeverything July 28, 2009

Stanky Britches

Underwear that has been filled to the brim with vile human excretion such as anal gravy, sweat, pussy juice, ass juice, butt nuggets, anal hot chocolate, and piss.

"Dude I fingered Tiesha last night, and then I smelled my hand and it reeked of stanky britches."

"I can smell yo britches and they're stanky."

"Hey I gotta change my under wear I have stanky britches."

by The K-dizz January 8, 2012

snickle britches

noun; southern US slang. meaning "small pants", often referring to a child, sometimes a child of a particularly gregarious and cute nature who adults may have the inclination to beat, but can't because of the extreme level of cuteness.

Mom- "Darn it!, who let the puppy get into the honey favored cake batter?"

Grandmother- "Ohhhhh, leave her be. It's just Mary. In fact you were quite the snickle britches when you were that age."

by Janky Justice August 27, 2009