After an hour of Screen Time Bargaining, I finally convinced my parents to let me play video games for an extra hour!
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
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by KentuckyFriedHumans June 30, 2020
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My guidance counselor always tells me I'm high braining.
My guidance counselor always tells me I'm high braining.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008
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The bargainista visited H&M every week until her sweater dress was reduced 50% before finally purchasing it.
by Yvie B January 21, 2010
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Q: Hey, I heard your team was Rose Bowl bound. You going to any tailgating parties?
A: No man, I'm stuck in Wisconsin. Jan 1, I'll be bargating it instead.
A: No man, I'm stuck in Wisconsin. Jan 1, I'll be bargating it instead.
by catusha January 1, 2011
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by Amber June 1, 2004
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