Barjob

It's when someone hangs from a bar like a monkey or a sloth and gets another person to lick their butthole.

Sue:Hey Mike lets do something really kinky.

Mike:How bout a barjob?

Sue:Ew I'm not licking your ass!

by Killzark May 23, 2009

barford

from the german/south african

(n) an intense and unexplained, irrational fear of fruit
(v) the act exemplified by being irrationally fearful of fruit
(a) fruity, or unfruity

(n) Katherine, upon coming across the great papaya, ran away quickly because of her barford.
(v) When I saw the grapefruit I immediately barforded. I now take zyprexa.
(a) I feel inexplicably barford while exposed to jack-o-lanterns.

by Goldman May 1, 2006

Barfbug

A faggot infamous to the TW community.

"Barfbug likes das peen. Therefore, he must be a faggot."

by Gangsterls March 31, 2009

Barfook

To make yourself throw up with a fork.
Barfooked Barfooking Barfooks

My friends told me that i was obese, so I Barfooked myself.

by Spiclette November 21, 2004

Barfole

A hole located in the center of some tables (typically at seafood restaurants), that turns into a convenient place to vomit. A barfole is utilized mostly when an intoxicated party cannot make it to the restroom to vomit.

Look out! Mike is about to barf in the barfole!

by C_Simp December 14, 2014

barfox

Noun; Person.

An attractive, single, classy, middle aged (33-42 years old) male, who frequents bars and small clubs to pick up women. Has money but isn’t looking for a sugar momma. Just wants to meet attractive woman.

The Barfox talked a group a 35 year old women at bar last night.
“Did you see that barfox walk out of here with the 25 year old stunner?”

by ZeroFoxGiven November 8, 2019

Mr.BarfBarf

Someone who is very ugly but is also very handsome

Person #1: WOW! hes ugly
Person#2: NO! hes hot
Person#3 Must be Mr.BarfBarf

by Layne123 August 20, 2017