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Baltimore Barber Accent

Barber with an accent that makes no fucking sense.
Conversation with someone with a Baltimore Barber Accent
barber: bay boy say he wanted to get his jionmion giggalasnack apaindn a futlmanutinsees, bay boy say say jittleline my jittleyou, bittleyou until a sneeblesnap apens. pongulla ooh Snack you wanna see that attleha barnes monasnacks but no cuttle a snap a snap apns? jouhnallasnsapapns. oohsnayapakayysnns.

kid: Dumfayce!

barber: 你为什么用谷歌翻译这个

kid: gaaah!

barber: asnap akayysnns HnnsnaPaPas nsnns

kid: Get outta my face!

barber: You know you didn't.
by Man Jugs February 11, 2022
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Barbeque Holiday

A term given to the most venerated and cherished warm weather holidays, particularly in the United States. Among these are Memorial Day, Fathers Day, The 4th of July, and Labor Day. Collectively, they outrank even the most beloved of religious holidays, and as such are treasured equally among genuine barbeque enthusiasts, novices, and those who would just rather order in and be done with it.
Wayne: I got us backstage passes to see Van Halen at Monsters of Rock over Memorial Day weekend!!! Schwing!

Garth: You idiot!!! That's a barbeque holiday!!!

Wayne: Kill me...
by Fizzy Bubblech July 2, 2017
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Barbeque Chicken

A basketball term coined by Shaq on Inside the NBA. To make someone "barbeque chicken" you have to dominate them in the low post.
Marc Gasol works in the post... Barbeque Chicken alert! He scores on Andrew Bogut
by Gianni James May 6, 2015
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throw a barbecue

The act of taking a shower immediately after pooping to clean yourself instead of using toilet paper.
Last summer, Jim and Mike stopped speaking after a bean-heavy dinner made Jim throw a barbecue at Mike's house. The smell didn't go away for weeks.
by Heinz57 March 18, 2010
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Shaving Bareback

When you shave without 'protection' ie. you shave without shaving gel.
Shaving bareback is very dangerous as it may lead to bleeding, rashes and/or itching. Always use protection.
by alisjay January 27, 2013
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Barbenheimer

Conjunctive phrase describing the mania around the release of Gretta Gerwig's Barbie adaptation and Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer, which both release on July 21st, 2023. Due to both films being long expected, many people plan to see both films back to back, spawning jokes related to how opposite the topic and tone of both films are.
"Hey bro, are you going to cosplay for the Barbenheimer premiere this weekend?"
"You bet I am: I have my suit pressed and my girlfriend's pink high-heels ready to go."
by ragonkmasterp1 June 10, 2023
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I love a good barbecue

What you say when everything goes extremely well with your friends with lots of bonuses.
We got lots of snacks and now we’re ready for a scary movie with my friends. Ahhh I love a good barbecue.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
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