Bapple Mongler

Someone so obsessed with bapples (female breasts) that they covet them to the point of theft. The fact that theft is impossible will not stop a Bapple Mongler from trying.

"Albin is such a Bapple Mongler, you can't even have him in the same room as women."

by Codex of Canon November 17, 2022

Bapple

The word Manny used in the long haul

Damn he gave her a bapple

by TYLANDASOURAS REX JR November 22, 2022

Bapple sauce

If you spelled apple sauce with a b you can call it BAPPLE SAUCE

Me: can I have bapple sauce
Friend: what?
Me: bapple sauce
Friend: wtf is that?
Me: when you spell apple sauce with a b

by Ava2425 May 19, 2022

Bapple

A nonsensical fool

You’re a bapple

by Bapplebeanie December 17, 2024

Purple Core Bapple

A nonsensical fool with a sort of grunge aesthetic

“She’s a real purple core bapple”

by Bapplebeanie December 19, 2024

August 17th National Chug a Bapple Day

Today it is required to chug a bapple

“Hey today is August 17th National Chug a Bapple Day“

by Definitely Rudy August 17, 2025

Apple Bapples

a more sophisticated term for the American restaurant chain “Applebee’s”. only to be used in passing by the nerdiest, best of folk.

“i’m at apple bapples”

by muddyhobbit May 22, 2025