Honey babeometer

A girl that is a vivacious, young bird that also likes to be a girl banger.

Hey Honey babeometer, did you make Nookeridge Farms last night?

by Lisa January 9, 2004

Buttometer

Intuition by some who can identify one by their derrière.

My buttometer tells me that's the perp.

by PineappleJuice April 3, 2015

bankometer

The digital marquee outside of a bank that tells you the temperature

Dang! Ho, did you see the reeding on that bankometer?

by Ross Hog November 26, 2010

Ballometer

An imaginary scientific social instrument used to capture testicular fortitude.

Would you grab my Ballometer?

by AREAAD8 July 6, 2017

Buttometer

A thermometer, when used rectally.

I couldn't get Junior to stop screaming long enough to get an accurate temperature with an oral thermometer, so I had to go buttometer on him. That'll learn him.

by Findlaybob December 22, 2019

Cock Barometer

A woman's intuition regarding the size of a man's penis.

"As soon as I met him, my Cock Barometer went off, so I said OK when he asked me out."

by NateTube8 November 17, 2011