Beatmaster

1. A powerful man able to hurt and injure fellow human beings.

2. Someone unlucky in love who needs to masturbate reguarly. Derives from the verb 'to beat off.'

3. Someone musically adept, capable of encouraging crowds to dance to his/her tunes.

1. 'They'd better watch what they say John's the fucking beatmaster.'

2. 'You bought any more porn Mike? You beatmaster, you'

3. 'This DJ is the beatmaster.'

by The Lion King January 29, 2005

beastmaster

a man who associates, dates, hangs out with large,unattractive women. this man usually doesn't do well with moderately attractive women so he surrounds himself with these type of women to help with his confidence.

Ted:"Anthony brought over one of his hoes over again! That chick was just big and nasty looking! I don't know how he does it!"

Bill: "thats why Anthony is the beastmaster! He likes those tore up broads!"

by pauly909 January 30, 2008

beastmastered

When a particular movie (generally a bad one) is put on near constant rotation by several cable channels at once.

Even though it was beastmastered, I never saw the first twenty minutes of Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

by conanthegrammarian December 30, 2005

beastmaster

a very large wave or woman

Look at that friggin beastmaster!

by toobz April 8, 2004

beastmaster

A man who can harness the power of Ragnarok, and happens to sweat enormously through his felt clothes. He is so manly that he can bend steel with his eyes.

Bojangles, the original Beastmaster tasked with defending the Shire was responsible for the defeat of Thusla Doom.

by Beastmaster January 6, 2004

bassmaster

A woman who swallows when performing oral sex, thus keeping her bounty for herself. The opposite of catch and release.

That girl doesn't catch and release; she's a true bassmaster.

by rrrrrrrrrrrrr August 24, 2010

ultimate beastmaster

A legendary human capable of birthing the nastiest of dumps (by odor, by girth, and by sheer mass).

My god!! Whoever used the restroom before me didn't flush, the odor nearly choked me, and when I tried to flush it, it jammed half way down... Whoever it was, truly he was an ultimate beastmaster.

by Gorblath March 3, 2017