Nanologist

A person who studies the infinitesimally small. Study of the world on an extremely small level.

One Nanologist, who has studied the changing color of leaves during the fall season, has come up with a way to have car paint do the same thing.

by Vincent Jenkins April 28, 2006

marine biologist

A profession that is named, if you are a complete ass clown, when asked what a person wants to be when he/she grows up

I want to be a Marine Biologist because I am the smartest person ever, and I also like having sex with fish.

by Nick February 6, 2005

Barkologist

A barkologist is a scientist who studies the sound dogs make and conducts research in an attempt to explore and further explain barking.

My dog has a job he's a barkologist. My dog is a professor of barkology and and barkologist.

by dylanmitchell July 14, 2019

fuck-boyologist

The definition of a Fuck-Boy Mastery. Unto which a male has mastered the art of fucking a woman over. To which a woman will cal him "Fuckboy!"

When he graduated with his masters degree in fuck-boyologist

by Chiefhellbound December 20, 2017

Thanos Chin Biologist

A person who has been deemed qualified to identify if an individual has an ugly chin or jawline referred to as a “Thanos chin” in reference to the Marvel Character’s bumpy, deformed chin.

“Yeah he said that she had a Thanos chin. I guess he must be a Thanos Chin Biologist.”

by Themamo13 April 24, 2022

Whale Biologist

Somebody who studies or observes modern day feminists.

I heard Brian recently became a Whale Biologist, we should talk to him.

by WaxMyBalls March 6, 2017

Marine Biologist

The normal looking guy who is going after the drunk fat chick.

Hey Chad, look at the whale over there?
Looks like a marine biologist is already studying her.

by thewoodster June 29, 2014