wanker banker

Any one of the million or so neat neck-tie New York or London or San Fran bankers, traders, and/or financial types who troll otherwise hipster, posh bars or clubs claiming to actually be interested in art, culture, and the human condition when hitting on women otherwise way out of their league but for their singular monetary standing.
Usually spawned from ivy league Universities.

Attractive Girl #1: I love that film, can't believe it's been so long since I've seen it.
Attractive Girl #2: It was on IFC last night, I didn't even know I got the channel.
Wanker Banker: As much as I agree, I still think the book was better.
Attractive Girl #2: It's a documentary, ass.
(Wanker Banker shrugs, pretends to see some friends, angles towards the bar)
Attractive Girl #1: Fucking wank-bank.

or

Simone: What're they gonna do?
Marlene: I dunno, go back to her place.
Wanker-banker: My flat's not far from here, has a terrace with a view of the city.
Simon: Good for you.
Wanker Banker: I'm just sayin'-
Marlene: Dear gawd, this is the worst night of my life. We officially look like coke whores. Why else would a wanker banker assume he and his cheese dick button down could summon us to his apartment via cuff links and slacks ?
Simone: What a fucktard.

by RyKirb October 31, 2008

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Bandell

The word Bandell is generally slang used by 14-20 year olds.To call someone a Bandell means they are a person whom has absolutly no idea of the value of money, the person would be prone to buying random objects of which only he can see the use or value of. If someone where to pay a unexplainably high price for something and then sell it on for a hefty loss they would deserve to be called a Bandell.

"Why would you buy a machine that tie's your shoe laces u Bandell" or "I dont understand why u would buy that game for £50 pounds and now a week later sell it to me for £30 pounds when the rrp is £40 pounds ur such a Bandell"

by Robin Ajder January 9, 2009

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