Bazeling

A person that is below stupid, retarded, and dumb combined. The insult of all insults; The worst thing you can call someone

Friend 1: I swear he's/she's so dumb
Friend 2: I know right, he's/she's such a bazeling

by Anon235 August 20, 2013

bageling

When multiple guy friends get naked with their erect penises out while they have one non participant. For this, the non participant will need assorted bagels. The amount depends on how many friends playing, how many rounds you want to play, etc, but it has to be different types of bagels. The non participant, or host, then proceeds to fling the bagels onto the players' erect penises until they can hold no more bagels, The bagels tossed are at random. When everyone can fit no more bagels, there is a random bagel chosen blindly from the remaining bagels. Whoever has the most of that type of bagel on their respective penis is the winner. In this game, the bigger, the better effectively with more room for bagels. So whoever said that size does not matter obviously never went bageling.

"Hey man, wanna go bageling tonight?"

by retsamevals February 15, 2013

banalingus

It's when a man or a woman licks the area between a man's balls and his rectum.

I shaved my banus last night so my girlfriend could perform banalingus on me without getting hair in her teeth.

by rufus70 August 2, 2010

Bageling

When a Jew sees another Jew in public (usually who he doesn't know) and goes over to tell a quick memo. Conversations like these are usually used to tell the other about a time and place for prayers. These will usually occur at any populated public place .(e.g. amusement parks)

Example of Bageling in Context
*At Epcot in Disney World*
*Jewish bystander walking*
*Other Jewish man walking*
*spots jewish bystander, walks over*
Other Jewish Man: "MINCHA BY MEXICO AT 5:30"

by Huds23 May 9, 2016

Bageling

The act of of massaging a woman's areola with ones tounge where the actual nip is like an inverted bagel hole.

Last night Jake was bageling the shit out of marselina as a kind act of foreplay.

by Dobb_sss October 6, 2016

Bageling

The act of smearing cream cheese around any hole on your or anyone’s body

Apparently Eric likes bageling

by DestDM January 9, 2021

Bageling

The term for when a dog or cat curls up into a ball and falls asleep, staying curled in the shape of a bagel

"Oh my gosh, look! Your cat is bageling!! AWWWW"

by Bugamasoo February 12, 2021