Patron saint of Cinco de Mayo. According to legend, a mysterious figure adept at scrapping up those females drunk beyond good judgment, before knowing them carnally.
by Thrusty Savage May 05, 2007
" dude did you see that guy get all bandito tucknee on that wave?"
" not only does that guy rip, he's got sick style too, totally bandito tucknee."
" not only does that guy rip, he's got sick style too, totally bandito tucknee."
by JRB123 March 18, 2009
A sexual act in which the male places his penis in the crook of his partner's knee and makes sweaty, vigorous love to it.
by Broken Hipster May 09, 2011
A distinguished mustache of the finest quality. This particular coiffure is divined by its thick, lustrous, reddish scarlet color and it’s inate ability to attract pussy of the highest caliber. The Red Bandito is respected my men of the most masculine order and ladies residing at the apex of womanhood.
The women tried the best they could to keep their lady lockers dry, but when Matt flashed his Scarlet Bandito... you could’ve drowned a toddler in those panties.
by Truckertittycity! November 30, 2018
by Stormin' Mormon July 15, 2006
by Crypto Bandito September 02, 2017
An older wiser male who younger people look up to and follow, in the underworld of organized crime. Looked upon as a leader, trustworthy, advisor, and one with answers.
by Space ghost December 02, 2015