mandatory

1. Something no one in their right mind will do without being told they have to.

2. A very popular word included to suck the fun out of any event.

3. Retarded and or ghey

1. These classes on safety are mandatory

2. Yay our company is having mandatory fun day.

3. I know you wont like staying late to sit in the office and do nothing 3 hours late for no reason at all but its mandatory.

by rooster210 May 29, 2013

A Mandatory

When a shit session goes from a voluntary situation to “a mandatory” emergency. Midway, a casual sit down sesh turns into a raging shit storm where your asshole is a thunder cloud bursting at the seams and the toilet is the town below, ill prepared for a flash flood. Your knees buckle, the back of your neck starts to sweat, and you better make sure the door is locked. It’s going to be a long ride. You might want to take your pants and shirt off for this one!!!

Holy shit, Tony has been in there for an hour. He must be working out “a mandatory.”

I was on the freeway, cruising to my pad thinking about a voluntary shit when I got home. Just then, my vibe shifted and I immediately knew it was a mandatory situation. I was about to drop “a mandatory” in the front seat!!!

See Diarrhizzy.

by Antonio “The Dooch” Ducciano January 13, 2023

ass banditry

An act incorporating varying degrees of buggery.

After school on thurdsays Jeff enjoyed nipping round to his mates house for a bit of ass banditry

by mister fish February 23, 2004

Mandatory Sex Party

A sex party. Probably like a swingers party, except you don't KNOW that that's what it is until you get there. And, you know, once you get there it's kind of... well... mandatory, to have sex. Because of the mandatoriness of the sex party. And if you don't, then they... you know... rape you. =/

Julie: "This should be fun. I love costume parties."
*walks into party*
Nadab: "Guess what this ACTUALLY is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

by AhAhChristina December 8, 2010

mandatory gift giving bush

A Christmas tree

What did Santa leave for you under the mandatory gift giving bush? (cherubic child's voice) A choo choo and a dolly and a bike and a 15" black double ended dildo with buttchugging attachment and a football and a kite and a......................

by Ramone Goodlove December 26, 2012

mandatory jello

A game played usually between two people in which one participant shouts "mandatory jello!" and collapses like said gelatinous substance towards the ground and towards the second partaker. The second person is required, per the rules of the game, to attempt to catch the fall-ee from falling. It has been suggested that this game is equivalent to a small scale trust fall (however much more fun and less therapuetic).

*standing around talking*
"mandatory jello"
*fall*
*catch!*

by ress_anne April 26, 2011

Ho Banditry

The antics of a ho bandit.

"She was up all night committing all kinds of ho banditry"

by NickJ84 December 24, 2007