banana hammock 

a sexual position involving two men and one woman. The men, standing up, position themselves at opposite ends of the woman. The woman lays either on her back or stomach meanwhile the men shove their erect penises, one in the mouth one in the anus or vagina. The men's erections prop the woman in mid-air. Thus making, a banana hammock.

Other versions can involve three women and two strap-ons or three men or three she-males.

Tool A: Bro, wanna run a train on your mom tonight?

Tool B: Nah dude, let's just put her in a banana hammock, she looks rather tired.

banana hammock by poorfellow June 7, 2009

banana hammock 

a name brand of a men's g-strings ussually worn by strippers but designed for the more well endowded.

The dancers at the club were all wearing banana hammocks.

banana hammock by R11pilot January 12, 2007

banana hammock 

An athletic supporter. A jock strap.

Very common since at least the 1950s.

What are you giving your husband for his birthday Jane?

I thought I'd get him a new banana hammock, Mavis.

banana hammock by Tuna Wanda January 12, 2007

Banana Hammock 

The art of draping toilet paper from one side of the toilet bowl to the other side horizontally, and while the paper is rested and hanging in position, drop a log onto the toilet paper. the log now sits in the 'hammock' and can be trusted around the room

Mark: I just created a sweet banana hammock bro.

Kev: Oh sweet bro did you thrust it yet

Mark: Fuck yea

Banana Hammock by Davo258 June 12, 2016

banana hammock 

another term for speedo...the absolute gayest thing a man can ever wear..if your caught wearing one, you are a faggot and you should jump off a cliff

i cant believe my eyes, some guy is wearing a banana hammock...lets kill him

banana hammock by christophorus August 22, 2010

banana hammock 

One of those wind-inflatable lounge sofas that remind you of the squishy water-toy that you always wanted to buy at the aquarium

Evan loves to lounge in his banana hammock at the park, he always gets compliments

banana hammock by Antho Knee May 11, 2016

banana hammock 

A swimsuit desinged like men's bikni. Popular because Borat wears them.

Borat make banana hammock ''very nice''

banana hammock by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007