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Balvin

A ship name for people named Braelyn and Calvin.
These are common names in America and there is no origin of these names, they are original
Woman: they look like a happy couple, what’s their ship name?
Man: Oh that’s Balvin, Braelyn and Calvin, they’ve been married for 25 years!
Woman: I need to get myself a Balvin!
by Wordexplainer07 January 21, 2019
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J Balvin

Colombian singer destroyed by Puertorican singer Residente in a musical beef or a diss track composed by BZRP.

In the song J Balvin is defined as the following:
1-Bobolón or Dumbass
2-A copy of a clone
3-The Logan Paul of Reggaeton
4-Disloyal
5-Rascist
6-Priviledged
7-Badly raised by a frustrated influencer dad
8-A vegan salad because he has no eggs
9-Uncreattive because he has teams of people that write his rap/hiphop/reggaeton lyrics
10-All in all he is defined as a nicely packaged product by the latin american music industry to have some of the urban music genre market share
Dont be as fake as J Balvin; Dont be a vegan salad;
by urbancito March 10, 2022
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balvina

She is a type of person to read a lot of fan fiction does great in school and allways passes classes but says she's failing
I'm balvinaing this class man
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Balvin

An awesome hyper energetic mutt,sometimes too hyper,with the most deepest eyes. Has a kind heart for only those who he truly trusts.
Balvin is the best dog anyone could ever have.
by Consuela.Hernandez June 13, 2018
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el bavino

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by SAM December 13, 2003
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Balino

Balino stands for all that is wrong and sinful in this world.

In Greek it is translated to 'freedom'.
T. Bag said "Balino is Greek for 'freedom'".
by Team Blank August 10, 2016
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baldinonce

A play on the word goldilocks. This is used as an insult to a bald person specifically.
In this insult is actually two parts:
"baldi" refers to calling someone bald but isnt the most offensive aprt unless they really are a fine with being called a nonce.
"nonce" refers to them being a paedophile

this insult is best used at people who are:
A) in a position where being called a paedophile would be a serious accusation such as a teacher or paediatric nurse
B) very clearly insecure about them going bald especially if they are currently balding and not bald
Mr Pugh: "Tom where is your homework this is the 3rd time this month!"
Tom: "shut it baldinonce, your breath smells like catpiss"
by oblyboblie April 18, 2023
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