The Baldening

When Thomas Miner enters a room and immediately says some shit about his head.

Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”

Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”

Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”

by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019

Oui oui baguette

Sydney says this a lot and she doesn’t actually know what it means lol

Sydney: this food is good
Friend: ikr it’s actually really good
Sydney: oui oui baguette
Friend: huh?
Sydney: idek

by psistillloveu February 3, 2019

oui oui baguette

my clueless ass in french class

teacher: could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot even he cant eat it,
say it in french

me: Oui Oui baguette

by hashhashbrown February 6, 2019

Baguette

A shape of diamonds. The baguette cut shape is similar to other square or rectangular shape cuts, based on straight, clear lines and simple geometric form.

I’ve heard of affairs which are strictly Platonic
But diamonds are a girl’s best friend
And I think affairs that you must keep Masonic

Are better bets if little pets get big baguettes

(Gentlemen prefer blonds)

by Haliotis December 13, 2012

baldev

Baldev comes from the name of god Balram in hindu mythology. Bal+dev. Bal mean strength and Dev means god so together they mean "GOD OF STRENGTH". Any person named baldev will be very strong. Mentally and physically both.

to baldev lifting 5 kg weights is equal to lifting a feather!

by aadyarocks November 3, 2021

Baguettes in the face

N. Another phrase for diamond grills commonly used in rap songs.

Ex: Don’t ask me the time, I got baguettes in the face (bling)

by Sugaaadaddii69 July 3, 2019

Baguette Bashing

A slang term for french male masturbation.

Pierre was in his room all night, baguette bashing.

by PezPot September 28, 2018