baltimore dumbfuck

The act of being a Ravens fan and getting so upset about a pass interference call that you proceed to throw your alcoholic beverage in an angry fashion all over the bar top and your friends.

Sgt Weller really got upset about that Falcons PI call and pulled a Baltimore dumbfuck the other night...didn't he

by Akfishripper September 6, 2018

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baltimore mistletoe

When one pulls out a weapon to get another person to do something sexually with them.

"I kept sayin no and pushin him away and then that nigga pulled out the baltimore mistletoe and I had to fuck him."

by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009

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The predilection for homes (especially rowhomes) in and around the Baltimore area to be eqiupped with a toilet in the basement, but without a bathroom. Upon entering the basement a toilet is usually visible by itself sometimes even in the middle of the basement.

Example 1: In order to augment my income, I'm gonna rent out my basement. There is no shower, but it has a Baltimore Throne.

Example 2: If the cops raid the house, head to the basement and flush the dope down the Baltimore Throne.

by Ballin' Bawlmer February 24, 2013

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Baltimore Tuxedo

Under Armour shirt and pants.

He showed up to the Orioles game in his Baltimore Tuxedo

by baltimor0n September 4, 2018

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baltimore surprise

When you are attending a Baltimore sporting event and an attractive woman sitting in the row behind you reaches into your trousers and gives you a handy

Man I went to the game last night and the orioles got their ass kicked , but the nice woman seated behind me gave me reached between my seat and gave me “the Baltimore surprise”

by Dugout6856 January 28, 2019

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