battered horn

A sore weenie from a long night of continuous intercourse

I'm nervous to go for a round three because I've already got a battered horn

by Chieflonghorn February 28, 2018

c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy)

When a woman's genitals become raw, sore, inflamed (and may even bleed) from too much vigorous sexual activity.

I've got c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy), we can't have any more sex for a couple of days.

by ydontubendoverandillshowu April 30, 2008

the battered shrimp

while having sex on the beach the man will pull his penis out rub it in the sand and then go back to fucking her with his sandy penis. possibly making a pearl.

it was our anniversary and he surprised me with the battered shrimp. i did not like it. i hate the beach.

by ear21 May 16, 2010

battered cod

battered cod: the state often mistaken for a conventional hangover, whilst actually being accredited to a full night of call of duty

did craig make it to lectures today??
fuck that you baby killer, he's a battered cod today.

by monkey mangaler October 19, 2009

battered

Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.

Battered sausage
Battered pizza
Battered Mars bar

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

ballered

Getting ballered is when you twist another man's (or women's) balls into a tight knot.

Sharrel got ballered on the streets of Detroit during her vacation.

by Gavin Terkanian June 5, 2018

Ballered

The act of twisting one's scrotum.

I ballered Scott the other day after I succumbed Claire.

by terkaniang May 22, 2018