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Bayonetta

A single - player video game for PS3 and XBox 360, which gameplay and graphic appearance is comparable to the Devil May Cry series, Dante's Inferno and other Hack & Slay adventures.

Bayonetta is the name of the main character - the witch Bayonetta.
Bayonetta: 'Don't fuck with a witch'.
by Abbadon [IA] July 1, 2011
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bayonette the wounded

v. gamely drinking the half-finished beers the morning after a party
Bruce Lee: Why are you drinking that warm ass beer from yesterday??
Jose Contreras: Someone has to bayonette the wounded
by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006
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bayonetting the wounded

(verb) The act of waking up, espically in the late morning or any portion of the afternoon, and finishing off any alcoholic beverege remains from the previous, exceptionally drunken, evening.

Why is this phrase such a perfect explaination of the incident it refers to? Well, to bayonett a wounded person is paradoxically both wicked and compassionate. On the one hand, the dude is already hurting, and to bayonett him/her (for all you politicaly correct assholes) is essentually just kicking him/her while he/she is down. On the other hand, if you kill a wounded party by bayonetting him/her one could liken it to putting a hurt race horse out of its misery.

As you gather up those cups/glasses/cans/bottles the next day, it is safe to assume you're hurting similarly to the afore mentioned wounded dude (I refuse to add dudette even if I am being politically incorrect). On the one hand, more beer/liquer/wine/mixed drink/anything containing alcohol (shit, even NyQuill) will aleviate your shakes/headache/feeling of impending death. On the other, you'll just get drunk again, only this time on something room temperature that is likely to contain backwash of friends, people you pretend to be friends with even though they're irritating, people you have never met, but somehow have been in your house numerous times, that slut who was getting laid in your bathroom, the neighbor's dog, and quite possibly, your mom, and postpone the incredible discomfort.
I woke up with my shoes on and stumbled, still somewhat intoxicated, to the bathroom. On my way back to bed from the kitchen, where I had gone for a much-neededglass of water, I found a homeless man sleeping on my couch. I immediately realized that sobering up would be nothing more than a colassal exercise in futility, and proceeded to trade my water for the nearest leftover booze. I spent the remainder of my afternoon and evening bayonetting the wounded with some homeless dude whom I've never seen again.
by megalomaniacal girl December 12, 2008
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stoney baloney

The act of smoking so much mary jane everything you say is a bunch of baloney.

Not to be confused with the deli meat balogna, which is a cluster fuck of random cow/horse parts
"Man last friday I smoked a blizzy and was stoney baloney!"
by King John the I April 17, 2009
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Ballnet

The inside of a male's swimming suit, or anything that has to do with a ball and a net. Can also be used as an insult, complement (depending on the tone), or verb. Originated in Latham, NY.
Example #1
Person #1: Hey, you cant do that here!
Person #2: AWH BALLNET!!!!!!!

Example #2
Person #1: Dude, my vacation sucked!
Person #2: Why?
Person #1: I got so chafed from the ballnet in my swimming trunks.

Example #3
Person #1: I don't like you.
Person #2: Dude, you're such a ballnet.

Example #4
Person #1: Dude i just got 96% on my math test!
Person #2: Dude, that's hella ballnettin'.
by TheBoosh April 9, 2010
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Bayonetta

A video game character who is a sexy girl boss lesbian who manipulates men into doing all her stuff. She has sex with multiple women and uses the suffering of men for pleasure
me: “hey have you played that game with the lesbian witch who slays people with her sexiness”
friend: “oh yeah your talking about bayonetta”
by BOOTY_BOUNCE February 23, 2022
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Baronesque

"That was very Baronesque of you sir"

"Those Baronesque antics with get you in trouble some day boi"
by Tinmantom June 20, 2007
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