Blue Balls Bailout

When a close friend has sex with someone - but only to cure their blue balls.

David had extreme blue balls. He couldn’t even sit down from the excruciating pain. “C’mon, Joe,” David asked his roommate. “You gotta give me the Blue Balls Bailout!” Joe had agreed only because David had given him some bing on Thursday. David sat down in a chair, naked. He spread his legs and Joe bent over. Joe began stroking his dick until it became hard and when it did, Joe started sucking him off. His balls jiggled from the hard succ and he had cummed. Joe spat out the cum. Joe put his clothes back on but David didn’t. “Maybe we could try anal?” David said.

by Well, shit. January 18, 2018

Balloush

Balloush is the epitome of any language. It is black and white. It is nothing and everything. It is whatever you want it to be. But you can not assign to balloush a permanent definition, only a contextual one.

Yesterday I balloushed myself out of a bad situation.

by Donkeyze May 26, 2017

Bailout

Money for people that had too much and lost it on foolish investments. Typically screws everyone else in at least three ways.
1) They waste our money
2) They ruin the economy
3) You have to pay more taxes to make up for it

GWB: People say bailout, but I don't think it's a bailout.
Everyone else: It's a bailout.

by Alisson November 2, 2008

Bailout

A process by which a gigantic turd is pulled out of the toilet, stinking up the room and getting shit everywhere instead of simply being flushed.

I took a dump so large that I had to pull a Bailout. I wish I didn't.

by An ony mous December 9, 2008

bailout

September 2008 plan to try and rescue the US markets from crisis with 700 billion dollars. Eventually passed in October with attachments by congressment for another $150 billion, totaling $850B. A giant fiasco opposed by most economists, see also "we're fucked."

Doesn't matter if I screw up my whole life, I'm going to try and get a government bailout.

by Nate2269 October 6, 2008

ball out laddy

Means to do whatever you want cause I don't care

Cev I'm going to straight to town without you guys.

Cev: Ball out laddy

by Von Montana 14 February 14, 2018

Soviet ballot

An election in which there is only one real choice--even if it appears that more than one choice is offered--not necessarily restricted to the (old) Soviet Union.

There was no real choice--only one candidtate without a prison record--just another Soviet ballot.

by Dr. Foo August 14, 2008