billimeter

1. An Extremely small measurement.

2. An expression to describe a very close call.

"Dude, you were like a billimeter away from hitting that car".

by Erik of Aurora August 22, 2008

Moral Barometer

A moral barometer is a trusted person who will advise or act in such a way as to protect and guide someone or something.

Paul had a decision to make about his relationship with Jenny. So he turned to his moral barometer Jack for advice and guidance.

Sharon had met with a dodgy salesman who was pushing her into making a decision. She contacted her moral barometer Frank who gave her the advice and encouragement she needed to manage the situation in her favour.

by ear2ground June 16, 2010

Honey babeometer

A girl that is a vivacious, young bird that also likes to be a girl banger.

Hey Honey babeometer, did you make Nookeridge Farms last night?

by Lisa January 9, 2004

bankometer

The digital marquee outside of a bank that tells you the temperature

Dang! Ho, did you see the reeding on that bankometer?

by Ross Hog November 26, 2010

Lallometern

The person who dictates whether or not someone is lallering and on which scale from a 1-10

- Lallometern: Ehh vilken jävla lallare, Alrik får en 9 utav 10!

by Lallometern November 7, 2023

Cock Barometer

A woman's intuition regarding the size of a man's penis.

"As soon as I met him, my Cock Barometer went off, so I said OK when he asked me out."

by NateTube8 November 17, 2011