Balconist

A balconist(s) is someone, or group of people, who spend a lot of time out on a balcony. Typically smoking weed or grilling. Extra points if you bring your fuzzy blanket outside while you do it. Don’t forget your dog and favorite lighter! Balconists UNITE!

I smell that sticky icky from here! It must be the balconists next door.

by nyquilhoe March 6, 2022

BroHaus Ballistic

A method of artificial insemination in which six guys each jerk off onto a separate Nerf dart, and putting each dart in a six-shooter Nerf gun. Then you spin the barrel and open fire into a girl's gaping vagina. 9 months later there's a ballistic and an episode of Maury.

Hey bro, what are you doing this Saturday? It turns out Chad's infertile so we're inviting his wife over for a BroHaus Ballistic.

by Haus of Brosef April 14, 2016

Homo-ballistic

The male version of a dramatic hissy fit / being a huge girlie bender about stupid shite

Fuck me Matt's going homo-ballistic about his hair

by sunny as fuck February 10, 2017

Ballistics Tracker

A terrible attachment is the ROBLOX game Phantom Forces. Basically tracks the enemy's head for a clear head-shot.

John: Oh shit i just got the BFG 50

Tom: donlt put the Ballistics Tracker on it, or you'll go to hell!

by SomeDudeOnAWebsite August 12, 2018

Kentucky Ballistic

Sexual act. When a vagina starts to bleed and you stick your thumb in the hole. Especially when you're slapping cheeks in the other hole.

Last night I was slapping rounds in Kaleys ass and she started her period so I Kentucky Ballistic it until I finish cumming.

by Demodonutak May 21, 2021

Ballistic

to be extremely and uncontrollable furious

Fred went ballistic, and managed to punch 5 holes in the wall, in addition to throwing a microwave halfway across his house.

by silvergatlin October 1, 2003

Ballistic Bitch

when your friend gets all hyped up about nothing and startd yelling at you

joe:You killed me! you said you wouldnt!

me: what a Ballistic Bitch

by zeta_prime November 15, 2021