Ballfocals

(noun) the term used to describe what someone wears when a man aggressively pins them to the ground and places a testicle over each eye.

She kept nagging at me about working too much, so I made her wear ballfocals when I got home.

by WebWad February 6, 2009

Baldomero

He is known as the guy you call whenever you feel down or just need someone to talk to, he will make you laugh and he can easily put a big smile on your face. He knows how to keep up a conversation, is funny, great personality, has beautiful eyes, and a great body. He has style but only shows it when he goes out because he likes to impress. He knows how to dance so it would be best to let him lead. He is great with the ladies but when it comes to relationships he is commited. He is a great boyfriend and will treat his girlfriend with such respect as if she were his queen by complimenting her and meaning every word. When it comes to being a freak he is one but doesnt show it from that innocent face of his, so he is best known as a closet freak. He is very smart but doesnt know what he wants to be in life yet.., but when it comes down to it he will become someone very successful.

Baldomero has is "IT" all...
Goshh my boyfriend is such a Baldomero.

by girlii101 January 1, 2012

balldruff

the flaky skin on a gentleman's scrotal sack after he has scratched himself too hard.

I scratched myself so hard I developed balldruff

by drdruff May 10, 2009

ballhog

someone who doesn't pass the ball

someone who chooses showing off some difficult crap rather than doing the right thing by giving the ball up

someone who hurts the team (no no not Kobe Bryant's case where he's benefitting the team)

Steve Francis is a ballhog
Stephon Marbury is a ballhog

Allen Iverson can be a ballhog, but he helps his team a lot by ballhogging

Kobe Bryant can be a ballhog as well, but he also helps his team a lot by ballhogging

by L SSSSSSquared August 24, 2006

ballhootin

lose control, skid, slide, have no control of, slide in a vehicle completely out of control, ballhootin, North Carolina Mountain term meaning that you're along for the ride until the vehicle stops.

We lost control and ballhooted down the mountainside., we lost control and went ballhootin.

by The Red Hill Tattler February 13, 2014

ballon-knot

The anus. It resembles a ballon knot.

Her ballon-knot was so tight I couldn't get a pinky in there.

by poohbar January 31, 2010

Ballnose

When a person (man or women) places their nose between the two testicles of the scrotum sack and proceeds to nestle with them. A back and forth motion is preferred, however, some have advanced to circular motions or just plain improvisation. Heed this warning, if the ballnose is executed with a large, fruitful mustache, it will tickle.

Person 1: Who would you rather be ballnosed by; Mary or Craig?

Person 2: Probably Craig because his mustache would tickle.

by Deelan Lawng December 18, 2009