Ballduck

Someone/something that fails at being what it should be.

Guy: Brandon! you're such a Ballduck!

by ŦĥìşìşиőtŠρąrtą [ṌשּׁἦŽ] February 28, 2009

Ballicking

When someone is going to bitch you out.

Employee: (Said while lifting one leg on a nearby chair) Here comes the boss, I'll be getting a ballicking for fucking up yesterday.

by EEK February 20, 2005

Ballsick

Blue balls for the heart. Depression caused by the lingering thoughts of one close to the heart.

Dude, Tom Stop being so ballsick....Shizade.
Bitchs make me ballsick.
Man im totally ballsick over Sarah, look at that chick shes pantstastic.

by Mythmaker April 22, 2008

Baldickian

An super white guy who is incapable of growing body hair.

Jenny, did you know Chuck is a baldickian? He doesn't have pubic or pithair.

by D.Div. Salty Mufffuckin Dalty April 13, 2020

Balllicker420

He will lick your balls In your sleep and And be high while doing it

Get away from me balllicker420.

by Lol6969420696969 August 22, 2023

Ball-Dick-Ball

Ball-Dick-Ball is the act of pulling one's penis down as far as it goes. The next step is difficult and possibly hurtful. It involves pulling one's balls up to either side of the severely elongated dick. Then cover the knob and top of the shaft with your hand, the scene should resemble three lovely coconuts standing in a row.
As part of the dick showing game, the result of an individual looking at the Ball-Dick-Ball is 20 punches to the arm

Damn man my arm hurts so fucking bad... should never have looked at that guys Ball-Dick-Ball

by the goochburger June 21, 2009

ballick

slang for any snowboard trick that is done very poorly and then is exaggerated later.

come on man don't be a ballick, you did a 90 and fell on your ass.

by phobophobe February 26, 2011