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Ballbag

A person who is extremely cheap and/or shady; a person that straight out lies to you for their own benefit; a person who thinks they're someone, but they're not.
I sold a Roland XC-540 to this ballbag for $22,800 and he went and bought his supplies from someone else!
by T. Le August 19, 2008
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Ballbag

I cant beleive a fucking ballbagged that shit.
by tricci2004 January 15, 2009
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Ballbag

Something you can call your mates or when there’s a cockroach in sight

E.g

“Aye my budda look ballbag crawling up the wall dere” you say this if you like see a cockroach on the wall
“Aye bro look dere ballbag in ya drink

“Aye look there’s a ballbag in the bong and he still smokin it”

Or

(Say to your mate)
“Hey ballbag what you been up too”
by My brothers Gorillaz chuz August 9, 2019
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Ballbag

Tony Mc Gregor (Conor Mc G’s Dad)
Tony Mc Gregor is the epitome of a Ballbag.
by TinkerTaylor October 13, 2021
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ballbag snuggy

to give a man a wedgie using his own scrotum; reach between legs from behind and pull back and up.
Thinking that a towel snap in the locker room was the ultimate insult, the bully cried for momma when I gave him a ballbag snuggy
by LtMonkeyboy February 14, 2008
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Ballbag Percussion

The noise made giving a girl a hiding where ones balls slaps against their ass.
"I banged Shirley the other day and orchestrated Ballbag Percussion".
by Big Dilney March 27, 2015
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Ballbag Olympics

Ballbag Olympics is a catch-all term given to any non-sexual game involving exposing one's ballbag.

This usually involves tugging one's ballbag out through the fly of one's trousers (just the scrotal skin or one or both testes) whilst in an environment not usually associated with ball sac exposure - ie. A pub, the Grand National, a car park in Runcorn, etc.

These "ball-games" include, but are not limited to:
* Ballbag golf - Basic golf, but the person with the worst score exposes their ballbag for the duration of the next hole
* Touch - A game usually played whilst under the influence of alcohol in pubs or nightclubs which involves getting one's ballbag out and "touching" it against an unsuspecting friend or, if you are feeling brave, stranger and having a third person take a photo. One point for each successful touch without the "touchee" noticing
* Background Ballbag - In which whenever you see someone about to take a photo, you whip out the old ballbag and get yourself in the background.
Carl: I feel like getting wrecked tonight Pagey, let's have a couple of schlagnogs before we go out

Pagey: Yeah, fuckin hell let's do it, let's get fuckin ballbag olympics on t'go an 'all!

Carl: I'm gonna get me old ballbag out and rest it on Jim's shoulder!

Pagey: I'm gonna rock down to electric avenue wi' me ballbag out you, daft nignog. I'm starting ballbag olympics early - take a look at this bastard!

Carl: Fuckin 'ell!
by Handsome Crab August 10, 2010
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