A phrase to describe a wife or girlfriend who doesn't like being driven around at high speed, berates your driving or generally gets scared in the passenger seat.
"Went for a blast around the country lanes, would have been more fun without the Screaming Ballast nagging me too slow down...."
by Puffinchops6618 January 8, 2021
Get the Screaming Ballastmug. This is where a gentleman is having relations with a lady who is so large that he can't see what he's doing.
by Jinny the pig December 31, 2013
Get the ballast shovellingmug.