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Screaming Ballast

A phrase to describe a wife or girlfriend who doesn't like being driven around at high speed, berates your driving or generally gets scared in the passenger seat.
"Went for a blast around the country lanes, would have been more fun without the Screaming Ballast nagging me too slow down...."
by Puffinchops6618 January 8, 2021
mugGet the Screaming Ballastmug.

ballast shovelling

This is where a gentleman is having relations with a lady who is so large that he can't see what he's doing.
Julie was so fat that I was just ballast shovelling!
by Jinny the pig December 31, 2013
mugGet the ballast shovellingmug.

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