Baconify

The process of adding bacon to otherwides baconless foods.

Baconify that burger for me, Cletus.

by Asmodeus December 7, 2003

Balconite

A general term encompassing all peoples supremely intrigued by MMORPG, RPG, RTS, FPS, TPS, Fighters, and every other type of video game. These individuals also have a tendency to role play, usually by means of DnD or LARP; they can explain the plots of most Anime's and Comics; they typically frequent science fiction and fantasy conventions; read science fiction and fantasy novels; are extremely socially awkward and usually remain in groups for social safety. A Balconite can be detected by: his/her unique fascination with fantasy, awkward social interaction, and usage of the word Epic.

Look at those two balconites larping over there.
or
That kid has a purple lightsabre and keeps using the word epic, he must be a balconite.
or
I can't beat this RPG, I should probably call my balconite buddy Jim to help me.

by Jim Raynor and Chuck Norris June 13, 2010

Balconist

A balconist(s) is someone, or group of people, who spend a lot of time out on a balcony. Typically smoking weed or grilling. Extra points if you bring your fuzzy blanket outside while you do it. Don’t forget your dog and favorite lighter! Balconists UNITE!

I smell that sticky icky from here! It must be the balconists next door.

by nyquilhoe March 6, 2022

Balconoob

Noob defenders in Mineplex Castle Siege who lose on Sunstone because they didn't watch the balconies.

Bob: OMG WE LOST IN THE FIRST 3 MINUTES HOWWWWWW
Joe: You lost because you were a balconoob.

by FlyingTryhard April 1, 2017

House Balcony

House Balcony is a Religious cult in which one feeds and preys to the all mighty seagulls. They Partake in such activities as drinking Aqua Splashes and Climbing over tables, Throwing food and being generally impolite. Smithy, who is one of the main men in House Balcony is a Anti-Semitic and should be Burned

Angela:"House Balcony are the detriment to Abraham Darby"
Fred"LONG LIVE HOUSE BALCONY"

by Luigi3106 November 29, 2018

Baconism

A religion based on Bacon. Everything revolves around Bacon. And other yummy goods in which Bacon is an ingredient.

Leader is Jebus Bacon.

Is that a piece of Bacon on a Bacon stick?

Yeah, I practice Baconism.

by zebracake69 August 24, 2011

balonis

shemale that hoards all video games in the GTA. loves to brag about getting deals while being dressed in drag. does not help RFD, will soon be caught by the OPP. thinks he is a hoarding legend, but seriously, he is a straight up peasant. klepto puts this guy to shame, one day this guy will get citytv news fame.

man, that store was totally owned by balonis.

EB Games is about to get balonisized.

my balonis has a first name, its H O A R D, my balonis has a second name its T U R D S.

by LIVE_DEREK_RULES April 7, 2010