Guatemalan bake sale 

(n) - A type of bake sale seen in Guatemala completely different from all other types of bake sales. Sometimes imported to the U.S.

Hey guys! Let's go to the Guatemalan bake sale!

Guatemalan bake sale by The Geographer January 4, 2005

bake sale 

A place where crappy cookies, cupcakes, and such are sold. It is also coined as an underground random expletive in certain areas.

Mike, those cookies aren't for you! They're for the BAKE SALE!!!

bake sale by Holden McGroin July 6, 2005

bake sale 

a gaggle of retarded people or persons

have you ever been at school and as you walk around, sometimes there will be a bake sale, but oh, what's this? all of the people are retarded!? what the fuck is up with that shit! there is no way those fucking tards can cook. hence, they are not retards, they are bake sales.

bake sale by Barnaby Jones December 21, 2004

bake sale 

The condition one would be in after smoking so many drugs that he/she cannot function as an individual.

Dude 1: "Dude you gotta hand me the bong"
Dude 2: "No way man. You're a f***ing bake sale"
Dude 1: "..."

bake sale by loganthepirate September 2, 2005

Bake sale 

When you end up going to a party and your told its free but faggot ass niggaz be chargin' at the door

"Yo man I'm tryin' to get in"
"That'll be ten"
"NAAA man dis a Bake sale cuz they aint nuffin' but twinkies inside!"

Bake sale by shoobydabs November 3, 2006

bake sale 

the act of running your little heart out untill your reach a bake sale

Yoni declared bake sale, and ran himslef to death, for his was on a treadmill

bake sale by jah-coff yoni April 8, 2003

sf bake sale 

A bake sale where all of the wares contain weed.

Hey man, wanna go to that sf bake sale and pick up some dank medicine?

sf bake sale by ShitsRealG August 1, 2014