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Scott Baio

1. One of the most fetid and painful farts that humankind emits. Starts off as a loud, noisy blast, then quickly dwindles into silent, hot burning gas out of a person's anus.

2. A long, smelly, very foul fart that is usually accompanied by diarrhea.
"Clear the room! Somebody just Scott Baio'd!"

"I ate so many prunes that I got an attack of the Scott Baios."

" Hey, Guys! Let see if I can produce a blue flame when I Scott Baio!"
by Jewel64 April 23, 2010
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briowned

One who is owned by his mother.
"She grounded me."

=

"I got briowned."
by weoyuic September 8, 2005
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bajow

Bajow is a college drinking game in which the "bajow" refers to a big ass jug of wine(at least 3 liters). The basic object of the game is to pass the bajow around in a circle. Each person drinks. The person that finishes it wins and names it after another person's mom. There are some important rules for this game:
1. Once the wine is opened, no one may leave the game until it is finished.
2. To begin the game, their must be a payslap where the wine is passed around and everyone takes a 2 second sip. Then the game may begin.
3. After the payslap, no one new may enter the game.
4. To hold the wine, one must insert the pinky in to the finger holder and support the weight of the wine with their shoulder.
5. If a participant takes a breath or takes their lips away from the bottle, their turn to drink has ended.
6. After the bajow is named after someone's mother, it is to be signed by every participant. They may also leave a comment.
You can take any red wine in a 3 liter bottle and pass it around in a circle while drinking it. Whoever finishes it wins a bajow.
by jlaw25 October 14, 2009
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baiodanza

Instead of referencing the word 'clusterfuck' in a professional setting, baiodanza describes such an occurrence, or a SNAFU, but in a way that will not shock or offend others that may be sensitive to colorful language.
Greg I don't know what to tell you, the server isn't powering back on, we got a real baiodanza here !
by Taltsuska September 8, 2016
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Biowhore

A female premed biology major at a competitive university. Known for taking needlessly detailed and irrelevant notes, studying for hours on end (often focusing on minute details) and complaining non-stop in their neverending quest for an A. Usually of no higher than average intelligence, yet determined to make it to med school. Can be heard discussing schoolwork at all times of the day. Will get completely trashed following a test and hook up with anything that moves.
Average Student: Want to go party Friday night?
Biowhore: NO!!! Don't you know there's an organic chemistry test in two weeks?

Dude 1: We've got to go out tonight, after that killer orgo test this week the biowhores will be all over us!
Dude 2: Oh yeah, I'm getting me a biowhore!
by dspwu December 19, 2008
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baow

reply to acknowlege that something is good or not good when you really got no legitimate reply.
MAC: "Today I got fired from my job and my wheelchair got a flat tire."

JOE: ... "BAOW."
by Swernded L. Yidew May 16, 2007
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bajowa

to smack somebody in the face with your penis (usally leaving a red mark, it hurts)
last night I bajowad zack cox when he was sleeping (it was funny)
by hammy January 25, 2005
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