ballsauce

An extremely clean male scrotum.

Doctor: Wow nice ballsauce you have, you've passed the physical!
Tom: Thanks I keep it extra clean.

by inspirationals January 14, 2013

ballsauce

Historicaly the term used to define the discharge that comes out of my penis all over Matt Gullion's moms face.

Man...i blasted that bitch with my ballsauce...her face was soaked....what a fucking cockasaurus

by Jason Hance April 16, 2004

Failsauce

Noun: A pool without the swimmers. What every 20-year-old male wishes they had, what every 30-year-old male has nightmares about.

After my vasectomy I quit buying rubbers. I'm packin' failsauce.

by Brent Cartier January 4, 2008

bamfsauce

The essence of being a bad ass mother fucker.

Like lamesauce, but good.

Dude, you're totally bamfsauce.

by leahhhhhenator March 4, 2009

barnsauce

A synonym to whack, this term is used to describe a person or scenario that isn't as it should be.

Dude, this bar is barnsauce. Lets go.

by Micah Dunham October 28, 2008

failsauce

One that fails and eats the sauce in which caused them to fail.

Person: I think i failed that test, holy dipshittings!

Person2: Man you really tasted the failsauce on that 9$ sandwich on that one!

by John Hart May 13, 2005

failsauce engage

when your suckiness commences, the first defination wasnt very clear on this

when eric tried to get a girlfriend or pick up a girl, his failsauce engaged

by e-jangles2 May 18, 2008