collateral baggage

The unintended consequences inflicted on some random individual that was caused by an asinine and/or selfish action of a toolbag.

John was the victim of some collateral baggage when he went to get chicken soup at the buffet line and all he got was broth due to the previous customer purposefully sifting all the chicken and noodles out.

by Darth Chubb November 11, 2011

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Twelvie Baggage

When a celebrities fan base is comprised of so many young girls that it is off putting.

I would be a fan of One Direction, but they have too much twelvie baggage.

by CameronBatman October 11, 2013

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emotional baggage

1. Painful memories, mistrust and hurt carried around from past sexual or emotional rejection.

2. An excuse commonly used by Peter Pans and other immature men to avoid commmitment yet maintain a sexual relationship.

1. I don't think I can handle a real relationship right now. I need some time to get over my emotional baggage.

2. See above...

by dancingqueen March 7, 2005

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baggage handler

One who plays with his own scrotum (for personal entertainment or otherwise); someone who cannot keep from performing adjustments to his genetalia. See bagyanker.

He either needs to get some pants that fit better or maybe he can get a job at the airport. He's such a baggage handler! Would he be handling other people's bags? Fag.

by Satchel Page July 27, 2003

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facebook baggage

1) The baggage- to friend, or not to friend? etc.- that comes with joining facebook which may impact your decision on whether or not to become a member

2) The past issues you've experienced on facebook

1) I can't decide if I want to join facebook or not- on one hand, I'll be able to connect with friends, know about events, post photos, engage with the world, network, etc., but there's so much facebook baggage I'm not sure.

2) "Why so down?"
"I'm just dealing with this bitchy wall post I got. God, facbook baggage sucks."
"Word."

by snappyhappyone January 26, 2009

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