I don't speak baguette

Basically a funny alternative for telling someone you don't speak French.

Guy 1: Bonjour, parlez-vous français?
Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't speak baguette

by thesilentblulemon March 23, 2021

hide the baguette

A euphemism for sex, with a French flair, from a male perspective.

And how about a little game of hide the baguette later on, mon cherie?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

baguette

french bread

Baguette in french is baguette.

by RyanPhill236 September 25, 2019

Baguetteboy999

Baguetteboy999 is a person who is better than all other breads. Baguetteboy999’s jobs have to include being a pastor, cult leader, poor in sky block, and have 2 minion/followers/friends.

Oh my god that baguetteboy999 is spamming in chat using caps and swear words again.

by Baguetteboy999 October 14, 2020

baguetteo

a "contemptuous" term for a french person or a person with french descent.

Cracker: Hello, what brings you here baguetteo

Frenchy: Shut the fuck up, Honky!

Cracker: I'm not a honky!

Frenchy: Then shut it, whitey!!

by KillYourselfKYS June 6, 2023

bagetteam

discord username of E-wan

also known as the creator of omyo

Guy 1: omyo BagetTeam ur a master griefer at TFT

BagetTeam's Mom: E-WAN
BagetTeam: 乜嘢!?!?!?!?!
BagetTeam's Mom: WHY U STILL PLAY THE GAME!!!!

by PoopGuzzler69 April 11, 2022

Douche Baguette

The female version of a douche bag! They usually travel in packs and are known to be attracted to their counter part, the douche bag. They tend to hang out at the same venues on a weekly basis. They are known to take several pictures while at the same venue, so they can post them on Facebook and talk about how great it was this week! They like to brag and love attention no matter good or bad, they will take it.

The female cast of the Jersey Shore.. People of an ethnic community, that attend the same venue's on a weekly basis. If somebody considers you a female douche bag then you're a DOUCHE BAGUETTE!

by HUSAT January 10, 2011