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Baguettes

Whoa. Chaz just found himself a new baguette. Chaz, my friend with a Moroccan goddess tan and roid rage that only rivals his infinity for shiny hair, got himself one of hundreds of baguettes.
by Rian Rami April 8, 2010
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baguette

A baked cock that resembles a loaf of french bread.
Mike likes to eat baguettes that are shaved.
by MoFo December 21, 2004
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Baguette

To get pimp-slapped in the face with a hollow sheath of french bread...the sole act of aggression allowed within the walls of Panera.
"Don't eat all of Johnny's chips or he will baguette your face!"
by Motards November 13, 2011
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Baguette

The name for the protruding chunky roll of skirt created by women who roll the top of their skirt up, to get the effect of wearing a shorter skirt or just to raise a skirt that is too low.
Person 1: She's got a baguette.
Person 2: Baguette?
Person 1: That chunky circle around her waist.
by Piece of cheese January 30, 2010
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Baguette

Baguettes are a lovely food but also can be your best friend my baguette is very caring and can be the best one they are really pretty and if you get jealous then you can eat them and if you ask why you would get jealous is because of how beautiful they are.You might stumble into a baguette and if you do they will be the best friend you can ask for. If you want to date them you can she is absolutely fine.Her butt and boobs are the best features.they will also be very tall.
Ooh look baguette I'm going to ask to be her friend
by Salmon Manta July 1, 2022
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baguette

yeah dude did you hear about Francis? yeah apparently someone gave him the shank with the ol' baguette y'know
by Logmin October 12, 2018
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Baguette

Boy: Do you like cake?
Girl: Baguette
by HarryPotterFreak123 July 5, 2017
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