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bagpipes

A musical instrument given to the Scottish by the Irish. The Scottish, unaware that the Irish had played a cruel joke on them, have continued to play the bagpipes.
Why do bagpipe players always march? They are trying to get away from the sound.
by Ollie the Dog January 1, 2004
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Bagpiping

Verb;
The act of playing the scottich instrument called a bagpipe
Tour guide:"What you see here, is a man dressed in the scottish national suit, bagpiping."
by BagPipeLover69 October 1, 2016
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bagpipe

Placing one's lips flush with the rim of another's asshole. With this formation, the 'bagpiper' proceeds to fart, releasing his pungent gas into the 'bagpipee's mouth. For a heightened experience, the 'bagpipee' 'plays the tune' by swallowing the 'bagpiper's fart.
While intoxicated at a party, Steve bagpiped his friend Danielle, leaving her with rather rank breath.
by big b 123 November 15, 2005
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Bagpiping

A specialist kind of blowjob where the woman blows the tip whilst squeezing the sack of her lover which in turn causes the man to moan with pleasure and wail in pain
"He forced me to go balls deep so I started Bagpiping him"
by Cairy Hunt May 20, 2013
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Bagpiping

A sexual act in which the woman holds the man upside down. The man wraps himself under the woman's arm and the woman proceeds to felate the man, playing him like bagpipes.
"Oh shit did you hear John did some bagpiping with some scottish chick?"
by Cindres November 12, 2009
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Bagpipes

A sexual position in which the woman is laying down on her back and the man is sitting on her chest, directly above the breasts, facing the woman’s feet. As the woman licks the man’s anus, the man “titty fucks” her.
Then use of hands when in this position can vary depending on the participants needs.

Examples:
1) The man can use his hands to press the breasts closer together creating added friction between the breasts and penis while the woman uses her hands to further spread the butt cheeks apart allowing for a more aggressive “attack” of the anal cavity with her tongue.

2) The man uses his hands to pleasure the woman’s vaginal area while the woman uses her hands to press her breasts together
The application of lubricant is also suggested to avoid rashes on the breasts. Showers prior to this position are also strongly recommended.
I bet that Carl wants to play the bagpipes on that waitress!
by Buck Master April 14, 2009
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Bagpiped

Sqeezing out a fart by leaning over or otherwise compressing your abdomen, pushing it out like a bagpipe. Possibly involuntary.
That dude dropped his phone and was so nervous picking it up, I think he bagpiped himself.
by Stpaul83 April 22, 2018
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