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Bagpipe Queen

A Bagpipe Queen is a homosexual man (who may or may not be ethnically Scottish or a redhead) who is sexually attracted to redheaded men, usually ethnically Scottish. Not to be mistaken with Ginger Fever, which applies to heterosexual men attracted to redheaded women.
Earl is quite the Bagpipe Queen, in fact he knows his pipes so well he's quite the connoisseur!
by titaniumtux July 9, 2009
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bagpipe check

a manual examination of one's wedding tackle, typically performed by reaching underneath one's kilt to ensure that all equipment is in proper working order.
After our grueling and miserable traverse of Stac Pollaidh, my sweat-drenched nether regions were well past due for a bagpipe check.
by kilt_lifter March 8, 2022
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bagpipe bootyhole

When the act of anal is happening persistantly, the anus starts to gape. When this happens flatulence begins to resemble the sound of the Scottish wind instrument, the bagpipes.
“She opened her buttcheeks and now she gotta bagpipe bootyhole
by shaynanigann March 17, 2021
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Harlem Bagpipe

When you have your lips sealed around someone's booty hole and they blow a fart hard enough to puff out your cheeks.
"I was eating my girls booty the other day and she gave me the harlem bagpipe"
by WithaZ November 2, 2018
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Rotten Bagpipe

When a guy eats a girl's brown button with his tongue and, simultaneously, fingers and squeezes her labia together like a bagpipe; a rusty trombone that is performed on women.
I gave my girlfriend a rotten bagpipe last night and she thought it was okay.
by Hermanium December 1, 2009
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rusty bagpipe

When a girl eats your asshole and squeezes your ball sack like a set of bagpipes. There are multiple methods including, but not limited to the reach around, the reach under, and the ever elusive two handed ball squeeze.
After she gave me a rusty bagpipe,I wouldn't kiss her for a week.
by JACDFlexer June 9, 2007
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Hobligorian bagpipe

When you are about to cum and she squeezes your balls and then makes a bagpipe noise
I am going to give u a hobligorian bagpipe!
by Grapes just grapes September 7, 2016
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