baggage handler

One who plays with his own scrotum (for personal entertainment or otherwise); someone who cannot keep from performing adjustments to his genetalia. See bagyanker.

He either needs to get some pants that fit better or maybe he can get a job at the airport. He's such a baggage handler! Would he be handling other people's bags? Fag.

by Satchel Page July 27, 2003

facebook baggage

1) The baggage- to friend, or not to friend? etc.- that comes with joining facebook which may impact your decision on whether or not to become a member

2) The past issues you've experienced on facebook

1) I can't decide if I want to join facebook or not- on one hand, I'll be able to connect with friends, know about events, post photos, engage with the world, network, etc., but there's so much facebook baggage I'm not sure.

2) "Why so down?"
"I'm just dealing with this bitchy wall post I got. God, facbook baggage sucks."
"Word."

by snappyhappyone January 26, 2009

pre-baggage taggage

Tagging yourself in very old photographs before the bags n baggage arrived - natch

I see Jane is playing Pre-baggage taggage on Facebook

by drummer.co.uk January 27, 2009

airport baggage claim

When a bunch of guys (maybe girls wearing strap-on dildos) insert their dicks into the anus of the next person in line. Works like an Armenian Conveyer Belt, except the chain in completed when the last person of the chain puts their dick or strap-on into the first person's anus, thus completing the circular fuck chain. Similar to an Armenian Conveyer Belt except circular in shape. Typically a stand in referee calls out the stroke timing for each synchronized group thrust. This referee typically uses a megaphone, and metronome, and wears a leprechaun outfit.

I'm going back to the party to partake in an airport baggage claim with some old high school friends.

by Whoever2 July 16, 2015

baggage

The shit people go into relationships with. ie, kids, addictions, diseases/
can be used to imply that someone has HIV

used in RENT
"I should tell you, ive got baggage"-mimi
"mimi's got her baggage too," roger
"so do you" (Mark)

by Isaac February 19, 2004

baggage compatible

With more Baby Boomers back in the dating game these days due to divorce they are looking for partners and potential spouses who can deal with and accept the baggage and drama they've accumulated in their lives. So when two of them actually connect and aren't turned off by each other's prior drama, they're "baggage compatible."

Man 1 - "How's your love life these days? Meet anybody you stand yet?"

Man 2 - "Yeah, I'm seeing this one woman and we're actually baggage compatible. She understands about my ex-wives."

by Theater of the Mind November 27, 2012

internet baggage

The search results that are found when looking up someone's name. Internet baggage can be good if the information that is pulled up by your name documents achievements, education, work or news clipping which contain your name. Internet baggage can be bad however if the information pulled up by your name points at low points in your life such as mention of your divorce etc.

"Dang, I looked that guy up on google and he has soooo much internet baggage. He must be old!"

"Wow, I pulled up her internet baggage and learned so much about everything she has accomplished."

"I googled your name and didn't find any internet baggage. You're a clean slate, tell me more about yourself."

"Man all that internet baggage burst my bubble!"

"I found out we have so much in common through (his/her) internet baggage."

by Acalvo April 28, 2010