In certain circumstances the labia minora will be stretched and hangy, sometimes due to very frequent vaginal sex, big fatty dicks, or simply just a gift from above. They can greatly resemble two droopy bacons.
#1 ay mami, i leek her bacon strips en dey teis laik swet en seefoo.
#2 holy shit dude, you'de never believe what happened last night! my girlfriend and i were trying to spice things up in the bedroom so we got her grandmother's sewing kit and sewed up her bacon strips, making for a nice squirt fest.
#2 holy shit dude, you'de never believe what happened last night! my girlfriend and i were trying to spice things up in the bedroom so we got her grandmother's sewing kit and sewed up her bacon strips, making for a nice squirt fest.
by Mark Anthony Hinton April 19, 2006

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by Burl Sonny August 20, 2006

A Very Very Meaty Pussy.
Mike, get over here and check out the Bacon Strips on this Tuna Patty. Wow, she could wrap a gift with those curtains.
by kalamir Erick July 24, 2008

One who displays a level of behavior consistent with over-indulging in large amounts of alcohol and narcotics. It is the highest state of intoxication reached just prior to loss of consciousness.
OMG - did you see Quadro last night? He stayed up all night guzzling and huffing the solder gobbler - what a bacon strip!!
by Bush59 September 20, 2009

My ex-boyfriend was a total slob; every time I washed his drawers, I found bacon strips along the back!
by Shawn B. March 28, 2003
