bacon strips

In certain circumstances the labia minora will be stretched and hangy, sometimes due to very frequent vaginal sex, big fatty dicks, or simply just a gift from above. They can greatly resemble two droopy bacons.
#1 ay mami, i leek her bacon strips en dey teis laik swet en seefoo.

#2 holy shit dude, you'de never believe what happened last night! my girlfriend and i were trying to spice things up in the bedroom so we got her grandmother's sewing kit and sewed up her bacon strips, making for a nice squirt fest.
by Mark Anthony Hinton March 24, 2006
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Bacon strip

a thin strip of hair on the mons veneris, popular with the younger set
Lana, do you have a bald eagle, no I have a bacon strip.
by Steve March 05, 2003
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BACON STRIPS

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your local police department
I'd sure love to blow the bacon strip sky high.
by Burl Sonny August 20, 2006
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Bacon Strips

A Very Very Meaty Pussy.
Mike, get over here and check out the Bacon Strips on this Tuna Patty. Wow, she could wrap a gift with those curtains.
by kalamir Erick December 01, 2005
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bacon strip

One who displays a level of behavior consistent with over-indulging in large amounts of alcohol and narcotics. It is the highest state of intoxication reached just prior to loss of consciousness.
OMG - did you see Quadro last night? He stayed up all night guzzling and huffing the solder gobbler - what a bacon strip!!
by Bush59 September 20, 2009
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Skid marks left behind when you don't wipe properly afet taking a dump.
My ex-boyfriend was a total slob; every time I washed his drawers, I found bacon strips along the back!
by Shawn B. March 29, 2003
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