Backsplash bidet

When the contact of faeces with toilet water results in a splash of water directly hitting theanus while defecating.

Pablo: Man, I hate it when my ass gets hit with backsplash; especially when I’m squatting over a public toilet, avoiding ass cheek contact with the seat, like an MJ dance move.
Mateo: It’s not so bad if it’s the backsplash bidet and the water hits you right in the asshole.
Tomas: Yeah, that makes for a quick and easy wipe.

by Mateo, Pablo y Tomas August 20, 2014

colonoscopy backsplash

When you're giving a colonoscopy, and the patient voluntarily or involuntarily releases gas and/or fluid, resulting in a "backsplash."

Guy 1: How was work? Knock out a lot of colonoscopies today? You are a colonoscopist right?
Guy 2: That's not a thing, but yeah, unfortunately it wasn't great though.
Guy 1: Why??
Guy 2: Well, one of my patients ate way too much Carl's Jr. and I had to deal with mad colonoscopy backsplash. I don't think my shirt will ever be the same.

by thewordlady January 24, 2017

backslang

taking away the first letrter of the word or 2 if they are not vowels and placing ava in the middlethen putting the first letter(s) back on when said fast is a easy and fun way to talk amongst your friends without being detected

havage lavago bravagit navagey havagows yavagour bavagum

by absolute mc June 16, 2004

backspin

When a DJ takes a record and quickly spins it in a backward direction using his or her hand.

"I can beatmatch, scratch and backspin."

by JesseBW August 30, 2003

Sausage Backspin

The act, of balancing on your dick, then proceeding to spin while reciting Despacito, on your sexual partner.

what the fuck was that you just did! says Barbera, "Why, it was a Sausage Backspin my dear"

by YaboiArabCaillou December 10, 2018

Blue Water Backsplash

When you take a dump in a port-a-potty and that nasty blue water that everyone else's grody is in comes back up and splashes you in the ass.

I always throw a wad of toilet paper down before I lay a log in the honey bucket to avoid the Blue Water Backsplash.

by roarrrrrr!r!r August 21, 2011

backspin

Classic breakdancing move

Hey man, check out this muthafuckin backspin!

by Nosher44 September 29, 2003