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Baby Carrots

by The Reg u know it February 25, 2021
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Baby carrot

When your friend has a penis the size of a baby carrot
Ej:"Lauer has a baby carrot, I would know because I put it in my mouth"
by Not baby carrot August 15, 2018
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Baby Carrot

A man of great stature whose genitalia it so small it can only be compared to a baby carrot henceforth Baby Carrot = a man with a dong that ain't so long.
Tatiana: When is Baby Carrot showing up?
Mickey: Apparently he's still at home trying to "please" the wife...
Tatiana: Oh god, we're going to be waiting here forever!!!
by Scrappydappy June 30, 2019
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Baby Carrot Dick

A term for the penis of a red-headed male.
Matt is for sure rocking a baby carrot dick.
by Moosedog5 April 14, 2022
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Baby Carrots and Ranch

When a person or yourself masturbates with their feet and you ejaculate all over your toes resembling that of baby carrots and ranch
Remember Rob Schneider's Baby Carrots and Ranch incident?
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
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