Something men possess that is orange and small that never satisfies their wife. Typically named Brian, Bryan or Bry for short
by JATB March 28, 2023
Get the Baby Carrotmug. by Not baby carrot August 15, 2018
Get the Baby carrotmug. A man of great stature whose genitalia it so small it can only be compared to a baby carrot henceforth Baby Carrot = a man with a dong that ain't so long.
Tatiana: When is Baby Carrot showing up?
Mickey: Apparently he's still at home trying to "please" the wife...
Tatiana: Oh god, we're going to be waiting here forever!!!
Mickey: Apparently he's still at home trying to "please" the wife...
Tatiana: Oh god, we're going to be waiting here forever!!!
by Scrappydappy June 30, 2019
Get the Baby Carrotmug. 
When a person or yourself masturbates with their feet and you ejaculate all over your toes resembling that of baby carrots and ranch
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
Get the Baby Carrots and Ranchmug.