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Shut the fuck up you ignorant stank ass ratchet ass tf looking fugly ass BABOON I hope you choke on a dildo with old mans cum on it.
by Zaddyhellen June 21, 2018
Get the Baboonmug. by Mavis's Bitch October 20, 2014
Get the baboonedmug. A collateral effect of having anal sex without a lubricant, which occurs as a red rim around the brown eye. The effect brings associations with the baboons butt. Can be used as a humiliating revenge that leaves itchy memories.
by Krzychudab March 27, 2007
Get the Baboonmug. To Baboon someone is to (often with the help of a large-handed accomplice) slap them firmly on the naked buttocks. The victim's posterior rapidly takes on the bright-red appearance of that of the Hamadryas baboon.
Geoff was just picking up his towel when Al and I gave him a run-up Babooning - man, you could fry an egg on those glowing cheeks!
by doyouknowtheowenbrothers? November 30, 2006
Get the baboonmug. Daniel: What is that horrible shrieking noise!?!?!
Michael: It's the baboon trapped in Monica's vagina.
Michael: It's the baboon trapped in Monica's vagina.
by The Big Bopper July 31, 2006
Get the Baboonmug. 
A blackened or pigmented black person that has village instincts similar to that of a baboon. Eg. Beating their meat and chest
"This black fuck is being a baboon"
by Blackbarbiedoll January 12, 2021
Get the Baboonmug.