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Best Barometer

This is a synonym for a penis in porn films. It is derived from the ability of an experienced penis and its experienced user to determine the suitability of a vagina, breast, anus or in fact any other body part for fucking or coital relations.

Typically the barometer functions by being slapped or thrust vigorously through or against the body part under test.
"My penis is the best barometer. The best test of a good tit!"
by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017
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biromantic demisexual

A person who is romantically attracter to two or more genders, but will only feel sexual attraction when a deep bond is formed between them and their partner.
Sam really likes me, but will not have sex with me until they are ready. Apparently they are a biromantic demisexual.
by Unknown Stranger From Here December 15, 2014
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Bunghole Bromance

When two heterosexual males are trapped in sexless marriages for numerous years, one night ultimately get hammered beyond oblivion, and strike up an anal romance.
I’m not sure what’s going on with Matt and Jeremy, but last Saturday I walked in on them fucking each other. It seems like they have started a Bunghole Bromance, and if their wives find out, their marriages are over.
by Tee Cee Deez February 18, 2019
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Sixpax Bromana

When a fraternity throws a once in a lifetime toga party that forever goes down in history. Refers to the pax romana of ancient Rome.
The Omega Sigs are planning an amazing party. They are going all out and want to make it a true Sixpax Bromana.
by S.A.R.G. October 13, 2011
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Shit Barometer

Instrument used to measure the shit pressure in the atmosphere. Used to anticipate a shit storm and potential influx of shit hawks; whom may either spread their shit or swoop down and take humans away to the shit nest.
"Do you know what a shit barometer is bubs?" "It measures the shit pressure in the atmosphere" "Your ears will implode from the shit pressure"
by Stall101 October 29, 2009
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Bromance

Two straight guys that say I love you to each other while sober
If they joke about fucking each other they're probably in a bromance.
by 37Anonymous37 December 29, 2019
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Bromancipated

When a group of bros, men, homeboys, or otherwise friends are able to convince one of the bros intimate other into allowing him to go out for the evening, thus freeing him from his woman's bonds.
Ryan's girl would not allow him to go out until his friends showed up and bromancipated him from being forced to watch chick flicks all night.
by John Soviet July 13, 2013
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