Burns

Burnett’s vodka. Cheap plastic bottle bunch of flavors shit.

People only buy this because they really can’t afford alcohol but being sober isn’t an option.

“You’ve got a fake, right?”
“Yeah, want me to grab stuff?”
“Just some burns, original tho.”

by LuckyDal September 26, 2020

Burns

A man with the biggest fat d uv'e ever seen and a man with pride and plays to many video games.

you are such a burns right now

by Bigboy69420_uwu March 2, 2022

Burns

Pick me girl.

Burns:I’m like one of the guys

by Geode223 December 29, 2022

burns my weave

Makes me super duper angry to the point of unfriending your ass.

Logan Burns My Weave when he be blowin up my Facebook page.

by GWIZ December 27, 2013

burns my ass

burns my ass to be highly annoyed or pissed off

my neighbor turning his dogs loose in my yard to shit really burns my ass

by blueskypanda June 23, 2020

burns middle school

a shitty middle school with girls that constantly try to be older than they are but can't outgrow a training bra and guys with egos bigger than their dick

dang burns middle school really makes me wanna kms

by im an ugly sweater December 13, 2017

burns donut

When a guy has herpes, the clap, chlamydia (or another "burning STD"), or any combination of std's, and sleeps with a girl, the morning after (or shortly after) she will have a burning situation in her nethers. This is known as a "burns donut."

(Next morning after doin tha nasty)
Glen: "Morning babe, want a burns donut?"

Martha: "What's a burns donut?"

Glen: "I have herpes. Burns, don't it?"

by testicles...that is all October 29, 2009