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BRUCE WILLIS 

An American actor who specialized in corny, unbelievably stupid films, in which he spent most of his time spouting the most ridiculous snappy one-line comments that anyone over the age of seven would be embarrassed by
Any film with Bruce Willis in it can be automatically assumed to be juvenile and super-gay.

Bruce Willis is a robot 

A joke referring to the end of a movie. Used when you do not want to give away any spoilers. The phrase began with the movie The Sixth Sense. Useful for describing the end of any movie, whether Bruce Willis stars in it or not.
I went to see a great movie the other day. The ending was great. So it turns out that Bruce Willis is a robot.

Fat Bruce Willis 

Genre actor Nicholas Worth; has a very strong resemblance to Bruce Willis, but is of the fat persuasion, usually playing a villain, goon, or henchmen. Noted roles include Paulie in Darkman, Kirk Smith in Don't Answer the Phone, and Bull in Hell Comes to Frogtown.
Hey dude! That guy looks just like Fat Bruce Willis.
Fat Bruce Willis by Mrparka January 31, 2009

A Bruce Willis 

I ain't dead yet like I'm a Bruce Willis.
A Bruce Willis by GoUp July 17, 2016

Shake hands with Bruce Willis 

I can't wait to go home and Shake hands with Bruce Willis.

Oh My God, It's Bruce Willis! 

Something someone says during a long, akward silence to get people's attention and to start up a conversation.
(Long, akward silence)

Joe: (pointing into space) Oh my god, it's Bruce Willis!

Everyone else: Where!? I don't see him!?

(Conversation starts)