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A freind who says "I'll be your best freind if..." alot. He is bassically selling his freindship for money.
Garrett: I'll be your best freind if you buy me lunch today.
Brandon: You sir, are a brostitute.
by TTT of Your Face February 9, 2010
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Brostitute

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When a bro is easily taken control of by a simple wad of cash, usually for a sexual thing but there are exceptions...
Tim: Bro help me out I didn't study for the biology midterm and you already took it!

Bob: I dont know.....

Tim: waves a wad of 1's

Bob: 1) a, 2) d, 3) c, etc..

Joe: What a Brostitute.
by SexyDescriber October 13, 2011
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When your best friend shows you pictures of his Girlfriends Tits.
"Dude Denise just sent me a picture of her tits!"
"Dude brotitude"
"Alright bro I gotcha!"
by teh reel choder October 16, 2013
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Brostitute

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A person, who engages with sexual activity with plenty ladies
Bro you must be a brostitute
by Macasmart June 14, 2018
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broaptitude

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Your fellow bro's ability to acquire critical life skills such as drinking games.
Yo bro, I have never seen anyone with such broaptitude for flipcup.
by Lucas Pucas Chanman February 27, 2010
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Bratitude

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When someone's attitude is selfish or spoiled like a little brat.
You have the Bratitude of a three year old that needs a nap!
by anonymous June 8, 2022
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prostitude

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Dude check it out, that chick has a prostitude problem.
by LBD Moe November 27, 2011
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