Bristol is a south west England city that fancies itself as up-and-coming despite the fact that it is mainly inherited by braying ex-public school students and backward yokels. It has a long history of riots. It also has two football clubs with Rovers still being a bit shitter than City who have recently been relegated to League 1. The town centre is a scruffy, depressing little set of streets and the city has a tedious one way system. Outside of the city centre there are admittedly, some very handsome buildings but there's a shitload of fucking ugly ones too. Bristol's main problem is that it thinks it's much better than it is. Ultimately it's just a shitty little city with delusions of grandeur. Still, they've always got the Bristol Stool Scale - the official medical scale for categorising shit. Seems quite appropriate.
by DGuyReg December 12, 2013
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by Ben Hall August 30, 2007
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a big city, very yucky, but like all large English cities, wealth bilt on the slave trade, not that ne on would admit it. theres the docks, a tower and tons of satues when you find traffic cones, some crappy fountins, which mostly contain bubbles. theres a mall and also a city center, with more shops (average highstreet names)The city is broken down in to sevral areas each varing in population types and scummyness. ranging from clifton, a posh place where people love the smell of there own farts, to other areas such as southmead, which has a hospital and an average family iq of 12. Bristol is also multi cultural, thisis limited to a few choise areas, like st pauls, and east ville. there are also lots of works from isanbard kingdom brunell, and the guy who played darth vader is from southmeed.
by missvelika July 13, 2006
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I went to Bristol for a job interview, and had to endure racial slurs from people passing by! I didn't get the job despite my extensive list of credentials, and friendly disposition. Instead I lost the job to a blond haired, blue eyed woman who could barely read.
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by MaileyKelly June 8, 2018
Get the Bristol mug.An area of England which chavs live in. They love going to the corner shops with stale lollipops. Going shopping in Aldi when you're Bristolian is very shameful because your friends at lunch time will be super rude about it... justice for Aldi. Every 30 year old goes out in her Abibos tracksuit with 4 stripes and Niek air Max, even though there is a genuine JD just in town only 20 minutes away. If you live in Bristol, the only diss you need is 'Sunday Market'..... jealous of their new Nike shoes? Diss them with the Sunday market diss. Don't like their step-dad's new Audi, bring up the Sunday Market diss. Gotta love Bristol
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